Thursday 18 September 2014

FUNNY AFRICAN PROVERBS.


 1.It is only a stupid cow dat rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir-zambian provrb.
2.when a man is stung by a bee,he does nt destroy all beehives-Kenyan proverb.
3.An army of sheeps led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep-Ghanaian provrb.
4The anus doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food-South African provrb
5.No matter hw f...ar an eagle flies up d sky,it ll definitely cum down to look 4 food-Zimbabwe prvrb
6.The man who marries a beautiful wife and a farmer who plants corn by d roadside have d same problem-Ethopian provrb.
7.A short man is nt a boy-Nigerian provrb
8.If the throat can grant passage of a knife, the anus should wonder hw to expel it-South African provrb
9.The frown on the face of a goat will nt stop it from being taken to the market-Nigerian
10.There is no virgin in a maternity ward-Cameroonian provrb
11.A child can play with it's mother's breast bt nt it's father's testicles-Guinean provrb
12.He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers-Nigerian provrb...

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